tuition kidsss

It's been so long but each time I talk about it, there is still this tuggg at my tear ducts..

I have taken up tuition recently..
Kids these days really make me laughhh. But I try to be professional of course! Else I would be cheating their parents' money, which I know is hard to earn, just like MY money.

One student said, "Fishing is bad because fish is poisonous. We cannot eat fish otherwise we will have fish-poisoning."
And that statement was made by a primary 6 girl who speaks in such an unusual manner that sometimes I cannot understand and thus laugh to myself, secretly.

Another student said, "I am so angry at my mother because she caned me 2 times today. I am going to spill tomato sauce all over her body when she comes back from the market because my mummy doesn't like ketchup. She likes chilli sauce. She says chilli sauce are meant for adults. But she is not an adult. She is a newborn like my meimei. Cry and cry like my meimei."
A primary 2 boy said this. You can just tell he is how clever and how much his mother cries for him. Anyway his mother cries because he refuses to do his ting-xie corrections.

kidssss..