indigestion

I never knew that indigestion can feel so bad. I was suffering from that whole indigestion thing yesterday and still a little today all because of a bloody sausage mcmuffin with egg early in the morning at AMK McDonalds. I think it is the egg because everyone was feeling sick last night except for my mother who ate the harmless hotcakes. McDonalds should do something...

You know my living room has this sai bi (shit smell) I don't know from where. My mother is guessing it is from my neighbour's potted plants. I think maybe she is starting her own organic farm. Someone should tell her organic farming can only be done in the outdoors, man! My house is really stinko with this smell and it's making all of us really uncomfortable. She is some oddball, I tell you. You'll never guess she has so many children who are either dentists, doctors or some professionals out there. Her bags are all so branded and she goes to NTUC with her LV la okay. But she is the same person who pours her waste downstairs, on the people's clothes, pushes chairs early in the morning at 5am and puts a fake dog at her door for some reason or another. She changed ever since Uncle passed away suddenly. The uncle who gives us ice-cream whenever he does grocery shopping at Hougang Green's Shop N Save.
It is so romantic, in a way.
But I still want to get rid of the sai bi please!

And I was having this conversation with my dearest pau about sea ghosts last night.

PY: My aunt says when we board the ship, must drop some money in the sea so that the ghosts wont disturb us..
pau: wah lao
pau: wat crap?
pau: throw at least $2 okaay
PY: wah $2 somemore. a lot leh. my aunt says a few cents enough
pau: at least to reassure
pau: like hong bao for the sea ghost
PY: ahahaha you're maddd la..
pau: dunno hwo they are gonna spent it lar
pau: might as well throw fish food
PY: buy some seashells and stuff
pau: bring a bag full of fish food. I think better
pau: den throw in n auspicious hour
pau: den phroah...no wave
PY: you help me check what time man
pau: wat time is ur boat leaving
PY: i think 230
pau: i go ask the god now
pau: okay wait I go check
pau: BRB
PY: MAD SHITTTT
pau: no serious
pau: im trying iot help u
pau: if im jking
pau: i would have crap any time now
pau: but u must throw u noe
PY: huh
PY: serious? scary man!
pau: according to my prediction, ard 2:46pm
pau: MUST THROW ALL THE FISH FOOD
pau: no more no less
pau: den after tt must say " pls eat"

And so I'm leaving for Bintan soon. I need to buy some fish food for the sea ghosts so that the sea will not be choppy. yea right..

//off to NTUC again