Smartypants you

Did something so mega stupid. I just sent my entry below to some bag cleaner because this stupid bag cleaner sends those auto-reply emails and somehow when this happens, they take my email address as their sending address. And so, my this too-smart-for-its-own-good smartphone saved that email address under my name and taadaahh, I totally sent my emo blog entry to them. And this bag cleaner should be a young dude like us and I hope he/she is not making fun of me now. Save my sorry ass and face now please!

I am trying very hard to come to terms with it. I have to face this shit. Especially when they reply me and tell me my bag is ready for collection. Oh gawd. Oh shit. Oh shit gawd. Bahhhh! I am going to ask for home deliveryyyy..

Please excuse me while I get over myself.

And what I sent to the person goes like this:

I know I am not alone when I see my colleagues finding excuses to go for strange meetings at odd timings and have long lunches at cafes and faraway places. I know I am not the only bitchy one when certain comments by certain people are responded by similar sniggers, raised eyebrows, and maybe pause and sip an extra sip of coffee actions at the abovementioned cafes and faraway places. Ahhhh, team dynamics. Why you change so fast and without warning? Give me back my old team.

Work has come to a point where I feel nothing and try to hear and see nothing. Even gossips have lost their appeal to me. Gossips about work, of course. Gossips on people are still remain high on the charts. The silent competition even amongst close colleagues piss me off. I always thought I am a competitive person. Maybe I have changed, maybe I have never been.

I also feel my pants getting tighter these days. All thanks to the constant munching. My daily routine goes something like this: Wake. Rush. Snooze. Slouch. Munch. Wait. Lunch. Slouch. Scroll. Dig. Munch. Stare. Dinner. Slouch. Munch. Lay. Sleep.
Oh so very exciting! I love this.

I need a good book. And of course, a lot of spare time. They should come together.

//defending nicole